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Patron How come this fly is swimming from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

Patron Hey theres a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

Patron Didnt you tell me the chef from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

Diner Why are the waiters in here from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Diner Whats wrong with these eggs I from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Diner Waitress the portions are getting smallerWaiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.

Diner Waiter please close the windowWaiter Why from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Diner May I please have a glass from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

Diner Could I have a glass of from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

Customer Why is this sandwich half eaten from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

Customer Why dont you have doggie bagsWaiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Customer Why dont you eat here waiterWaiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

Customer Why doesnt your menu list pricesWaiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Customer Why doesnt this restaurant have any from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Customer Why does your sign say Fine from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

Customer What is this fly doing in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Customer Waiter this food is repeating on from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

Customer Waiter theres a button in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

Customer Waiter look at this chicken Its from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?

Customer Waiter I found a hair in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.